And the top stories today are:
More people die in Iraq.
The stock market is up, no, down, no, up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Aw, you get the point.
One racist is calling another racist a racist for being a racist.
Bush did something.
Bush appointed someone.
Bush still thinks he knows what he is doing.
Someone is building WMDs.
Our borders are still open.
In the weather:
Hot in the southern hemisphere, cold in the Northern.
Rain, snow, wind, dry, heat.
And that is the news. Thanks for joining us.